Well I hope your morning has been better than mine, but we won't get into that. I am however going to man bash a bit, so....If you are in love or especially sensitive to the male race, you may want to stop reading here.
Here is my issue.....I no longer have the patience or desire to deal with anyone with a penis...Really I would like to inhabit a island in the middle of nowhere, cage a few men for the sole purpose of pro-creation and establish a chick country/village where I can live in peace, understanding and harmony. I am fully aware that at first it may get a little hormonal, but soon enough everyone would be on the same cycle and we could have rage support groups in place and ready as we approach our monthly beloved menses time.
Okay STOP and breathe...
Here's my question? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN THEIR SKULLS????
Do they think, and if so, what about? Cause it sure as shit isn't what I am thinking about.... I think of myself as extremely logical - a problem solver and a cut to the chase kind of girl. And okay, I admit it, a fairly deep thinker....Please Please Please someone tell me that a man exists on the planet that will get right to the heart of a REAL issue rather than beating around a pointless bush and babbling shit that is ego based rather than reality based. OMG I can't take it anymore.
Okay STOP....
I love men, I do.
Although to be honest, I think I love the IDEA of men more than actual men, this is where I run into major issues and problemos.
I desperately want there to be men I get, men I can talk to, men that are well intentioned, I just don't know where they are.... NORMAL MEN ARE YOU OUT THERE????
I don't understand what, for the love of God is so difficult about the communication between men and women. Are we really that different that the divorce rate is at like a staggering 57% in this country because we just cannot make love flow ??? Why why why why why is it so hard for men and women to get along?
AND what exactly do men want? DO they know themselves?
Cause some of them say they want marriage and then cheat like rabid dogs. Some say they don't want a wife but then sleep with the masses and complain that they are lonelier than ever. I find they mostly say one thing, mean the opposite and then get pissed off that we don't understand what the hell they are talking about....Who has time to reverse psychology the hell out of every single exchange to then deal with the disappointment, when in the end it is primarily about the man muscle anyways??? NOT ME.
I'm bitter, I know.
I have had a few great men in my life. My step father for one, a SAINT. A good man, a solid heart of gold, a great listener, provider, friend etc. etc....BUT, most of the men I have had contact with suck.
For example (and we will go with strangers rather than anyone personal), this well dressed, good looking man is shopping in my store recently. He asks for an opinion about earrings for his wife. I hold them up do my sales girl dance, we laugh yada yada typical shit. He is unsure about the very expensive jewels and I tell him not to judge them based on my modeling, I am particularly hideous that day as I was up all night with puking children. I joke, maybe tomorrow I will look better.....HE COMES BACK THE NEXT DAY. He tells me I look better yes, and then asks me if I ever get to D.C.(he is an attorney there), I say yup, sister in college at CUA yadayada. I am ringing up earrings for his WIFE mind you and he says, "I'll be really upset if you don't come see me next time you're in my area"....I say "I can't imagine your WIFE would like that" and he says "NO BUT SHE'LL LIKE THE EARRINGS" !!!!!!!!
Makes me want to be with a woman, like seriously, or a spinster for all of eternity....
Oh MANNNN I am frustrated today.....Frustrated not only by Morons who think I am attracted to their super size inflated ego's, but also because I am soooo out numbered in my home of MAN BOYS and find myself constantly confused by their idiotic behavior, laziness and lack of consideration.
Come on boys step it up, get your shit together please.... We girls of substance expect something substantial between the ears and do NOT for your information, enjoy wet towels on the floor....
I really do love men, really I do.....Today however I feel a tad witchy, it would benefit me greatly to not come in contact with anyone who has testosterone.
An estrogen island somewhere and ovulatory rage counseling, oh my....sigh
we must be on the same cycle. ;)
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